Johnny's Heavy Wagon

Little Johnny was going to his fathers house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. 

He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill. 

He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy" 

A priest heard him and came out. "You should not be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the church...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere" 

Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon" 

The priest replies "Yes dear Johnny God is in your Wagon" 

Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling"