Plane Crash

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.


The first passenger says:

“I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans”
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.


The second passenger, Hillary Clinton says:

“I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.”
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.


The third passenger, George W.Bush, says:

“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can’t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.”
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.


The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:
“I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you.”

To this the little boy says:
“Don’t fret old man…
There is a parachute for each of us!
The smartest president of United States has taken my school bag…”